A Haiku in lieu of a paper?

You daunting blank page,
No word, no inspiration,
Only a cold white space.

And never before,
The din of so much silence,
How to break this spell?

Sat me in a chair,
Sixty minutes, forced typing,
No stops, no re-do.

Voila! I see words,
And no longer a blank page,
Now to stay focused...

Sigh

Lab song

If you're anything like me - grew up addicted to Friends and now a self-proclaimed lab rat... this song might hit the spot. Either that, or you'd have another reminder of how socially challenged I am - either ways it cannot change how I'm spending my weekend....

Cloning - required, but oh so loathed!

Here's a ( bad) twist to Phoebe's song from Friends

Original song -
I'm in the shower and i'm writing a song
stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And Tegrin spelt backwards is Nirget

(chorus)
lather,rinse,repeat
and lather ,rinse, repeat
and lather,rinse,repeat
as needed

Lab song....
I've been in lab for ten hours and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it,
I've forgotten how to blink, my eyes are red
GGATCC spelt backwards and BamHI will cut it.

(chorus)
Ligate, transform, screen
and ligate, transform, screen,
and ligate, transform, screen,
as needed.